Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.