Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.