Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.