Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.