Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.