Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.