Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.