Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Swell Jokes More Swell Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Blonde Brain Jokes More Blonde Brain Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.