Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty