What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!