What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.