What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!