Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there