Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.