Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.