Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.