Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.