Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.