What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.