What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.