What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.