What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.