What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.