Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Previous Random Joke Next

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...