Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A: a receding hare-line.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.