Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors