Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.