Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.