Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*