Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy