Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.