Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.