Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.