Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.