Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.