When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Because they all involve iPatches.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.