When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.