When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.