When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet