Prophet Jokes

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.