What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet