What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.