What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.