What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.