What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.