What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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Rebel without a menopause.

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Kraut funding

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By firing squad.

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You can have my beer if you let me go."