What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.