What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.