What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Bad Way Jokes More Bad Way Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.