You can have my beer if you let me go."
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
A turkey.
They pull up their pants.
Pull the pin and throw it back
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
Officer on doody.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
Because he was picking up good vibrations.
via sticky notes
By firing squad.
