What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Bad Way Jokes More Bad Way Jokes

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes