You can have my beer if you let me go."
ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.
Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."
Bristol Palin.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Watered Down
They're buds
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
The officer.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
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