What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Bad Way Jokes More Bad Way Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.