Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it