Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.