Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !