Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"