Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden