Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.