Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !