It's beer pressure.
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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A frog in a blender.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up !
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The guy would survive the first round.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Chase it round the garden
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ohio.
They'd be terrified
Because they're all pointless
It's in the name...
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
Because he was coffin.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Hard eh.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
Time to get a new watchdog.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
Lil Caesars
You put it in a blender.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW
I can't find the twine.
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
