It's beer pressure.
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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A frog in a blender.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up !
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The guy would survive the first round.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Chase it round the garden
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ohio.
They'd be terrified
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
He felt Thor.
Sister Matic !
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
Allah carte.
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
Give the criminals badges.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
He wasn't in the MahMoud.
Bring two Mormons.
The corpse.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
Count Spooku
Because they always fear the wurst.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
A watchdog.
