It's beer pressure.
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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A frog in a blender.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up !
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The guy would survive the first round.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Chase it round the garden
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ohio.
They'd be terrified
Thanks Verstappen.
You've got to be choking
Joaquin.
Joaquin
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
French Flies!
DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
Covers tracks
Watered Down
One with a lot of hops.
They couldn't find a table.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
