It's beer pressure.
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You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
A frog in a blender.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"
A sheep that can round itself up !
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The guy would survive the first round.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"
Chase it round the garden
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Ohio.
They'd be terrified
Drew Brees
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
Papal
Olive Oil.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
A frog in a blender !
You put it in a blender.
