What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!