What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.