What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT