What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT