What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What do you call an Irishman with a dangerous bacterial infection?

A leperchaun! :D

How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.