What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.