What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.