What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty