What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Because they don't have chairs.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.