Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.