Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.