Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.