What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies