What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"