How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.