How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."