How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."