How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.