What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole