What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

Polish Guy Jokes More Polish Guy Jokes

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.