What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole