What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

Ice is

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole