What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.