What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark