What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

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How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.