What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

Thicken Jokes More Thicken Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Chapter Jokes More Chapter Jokes

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.