What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Who's there ! An author ! An author who ?

An author joke like this and I'm off !

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.