How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse