Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra?

The south shall rise again!

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.