Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.