Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...