Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.