Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"