They like horsin' around.
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Because it's pointless.
ghost buzzards
nail the other hand to the floor.
Because they had a point
She wasn't edgy enough!
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Because there is no point!
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
Cause he kept going in circles...
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The purr-rimiter.
Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.
A circle, eh.
NASCOW
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Take away her rights.
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
In a circle.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because there was no point.
Why are you so pointless
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Groanhenge
Because its hard to run in squares !
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
A: A dope ring.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Because I shot its leg off.
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
He had a nosebleed.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
Not Tom
Nothing.
Pop-tart.
Ehhhhh lmao
Ahmad.
When it's intersected by a plane
A national travesty.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
They both got nailed
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
The alphabat.
That's my buoy !
