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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.