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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Horror Movie Jokes More Horror Movie Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Pg13 Jokes More Pg13 Jokes

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Pg Jokes More Pg Jokes

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg