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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive?

Hazardous doodie pay!

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.