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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Pg13 Jokes More Pg13 Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.