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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

R Jokes More R Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Arrr Jokes More Arrr Jokes

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

because he was out standing in his field.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Pirate Movie Jokes More Pirate Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.