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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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Pirate Movie Jokes More Pirate Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !