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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"