What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.