What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.