What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!