What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.