What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.