What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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So that they can get closer to the sink.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars