What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars