What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.