What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Quality Jokes More Quality Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.