What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!