What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!