How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars