How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

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Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.