How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!