How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars