How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!