Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.