What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"