What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."