They both like to crack open a cold one.
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
because they never drink alone.
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
You're dead to me."