What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."