What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.