Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you?

Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict