When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Pout-ry farm..
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
He took a day off
He blew him off.
These are nacho-nachos.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
She just wasn't working out.
A power strip.
Because he just watched his mom get plowed.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
It wasn't her job to educate people.
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Shoot him again.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you