Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.