Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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What do buffalo do when they get sick?

They Yak

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison