Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.