Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison