Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.