Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.