Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Finding out it's curable.

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.