Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

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What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile