Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What else?

You've walked out of wife"

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.