His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
I want you inside me"
amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
Pre-nup brittle.
A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
To find Pooh!
John is a bird.
No, John! can't see