Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What was that ?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"