Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see