His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.
piece of cake
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Stop talking in secret code.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
They have the same middle name!