Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!