Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!