Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that