Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.