Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.