Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.