Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Because Red Blue Green.
She hated my poncho.
In case he got a hole in one
Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!
One holds photos The other holds five
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
idk
