Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What happens when I die?

Idk...

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)