Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK