Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK