Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
A PENNEtentiary!
asking for a friend
Erracist
It's a no-fly zone.
Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
The Pastryarchy.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
Your wife.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
IDK.
Idk...
